March 2012
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“Show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Mar 31st
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“My favourite way to eat Oreos is fuckin’ alone and away from your judgment”
– @AngryBobbyFlay, Twitter
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“You Say You Want To Stay By My Side, Darling Your Head’s Not Right. See,...”
– The Strokes, Someday.
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Dave Attell, on potential Jagermeister ads.
1: A guy comes out of a hedge, he's covered in mud and blood. He's holding one high-heel shoe: "did I just eat a stripper?".....JAGER.
2: A little girl is sitting on the swing -- not swinging. A tear rolls down her cheek: "where's daddy?".....JAGER.
Mar 25th
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“Red, White, Blue’s in the sky; Summer’s in the air, and baby...”
– Lana Del Rey, National Anthem.
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“We used to use umbrellas to face the bad weather; so now we travel first-class...”
– Jay-Z, Song Cry.
Mar 25th
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